(The complete list of days is here.)
Well... ehm... Wait, what?
Apparently I'm not that cool or something, because I wasn't exactly sure what "messed up" was referring to. Normally when I encounter slang terms that I don't know urbandictionary.com saves the day (...do I sound like a baby-boomer trying to be cool? Idk. whatevs.).
Messed Up
1. to be wasted or drunk. (see wasted). 2. to be beaten up badly. 3. something that is strange or weird. 4. unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate 5. description of a situation where someone purposely does something to complicate the life of someone else 6. in ruins
"look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!" "Your mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up." "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."
Helpful? Not so much. However, for the sake of moving forward I'll choose #3 (since 1,2,5 and 6 don't apply). So, now what is something strange or weird that I do with someone else? Moe* might hate me for this, but the first thought that came to mind was eating an entire jar of pickles or pickled okra together... and then drinking the juice. That's right, Moe and I like pickle juice**.
It's probably not fair that I reveal this "messed up" thing about her without her permission... hope the blindfold is enough for her to remain anonymous (and forgive me!!) |
*Moe is a pseudonym to protect the innocent from their "messed up"-ness being revealed
**Disclaimer: I haven't drank either pickle juice or pickled okra juice in several years. I'm not sure if I'd still be able to handle the sour/salt combo--it makes me pucker and salivate just thinking about it!